Horny for the Homeland

Originally posted: June 30, 2006

I couldn't not post this. I don't even know how to process this. Yes, that's Rush Limbaugh. Yes, that's Mary Lynn Rasjkub (who plays Chloe on "24"). My stomach is churning (with envy)!
Rush and Mary Lynn (let's just refer to her as "Chloe") shared dais space recently in a panel discussion hosted by right-of-center think tank The Heritage Foundation. The discussion, which aimed to examine the differences between fictional depictions of Homeland Security proceedings and real ones, featured Michael Chertoff (U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security Secretary), Rush Limbaugh as moderator, and the creators and stars of Fox Network's "24." The photo op evidently took place immediately before the discussion started, leading some observers to believe it was not Rush and Chloe's first meeting.

Is Chloe Rush's real-life Viagra Vixen? I don't know! I hate gossip. Although, "Roll Call" recently confirmed the circulation on the Hill of rumors that the two are currently dating.
Why is a huge tv star like Chloe dating a man 40-70 years her senior? (I don't know either of their ages and don't feel like doing the research).

Why does Michael Chertoff have time to meet and greet with Hollywood celebrities when there is a homeland to secure and a War on Terror to lose?

I don't have the answers. I leave you only with this: when the fireworks are going off overhead this July 4th, rest easy knowing that they are also going off in Rush Limbaugh's bedroom. And feel safe. Because Michael Chertoff has secured this freedom for every American, even the gross ones. Jazzy 4th.

Jessie