How sweet is this! This website (Paper Robots) shows you how to cut and make your own TRANSFORMER ROBOT out of paper!! What? I can't be serious. BUT I AM. You can make your very own Optimus Prime out of paper, glue, string, and some markers to add color. The website goes on to elaborate:
And not only is he a fully articulate action figure, but he also TRANSFORMS INTO A TRUCK!
This may be the first fully articulate paper action robot in all of history. You know what this means, right? Not only is he capable of destruction on a massive scale but he can sublimely orate how he feels about the theme of destruction.