Monday, April 2, 2007

Hey! Stop Sneezing.

Brooke Owens has been sneezing for nearly a month straight. Her mysterious affliction came at a time when the political climate was extremely friendly to girls with hiccups but the public was less willing to accept a chronic sneezer.

We all know what a sneeze is. But what is a sneeze? Dr. Clifford Basset says of sneezing:
Any time there is irritation to the nasal mucosa — the tender inner lining of the nasal passages — the body's natural reaction is to sneeze. "It's a protective reflex," he says. "In general, sneezing is a good thing."

I completely agree, Dr. Bassett, but I think we can all agree that it's possible to have too much of a good thing. So far no one has been able to help Brooke. But Brookie: I'm going to help you.
Keep reading, keep reading this blog, expecting nothing, you're relaxed, you're enjoying yourself, you're reading, and then...


Gotcha! You're welcome sweetie.

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