Big News alert: Doggies can now get married! Well, in Belgium at least, where the Woefstock Dog Festival took place this weekend. The Europeans have always been more progressive than us socially.
Look, I'm no Issues Voter--but if I were, I can tell you right now that doggy marriage would be my dealbreaker. I mean, how sweet is that couple. They look so happy together. At least--he does. She's already looking for a way out. Or a snausage.
P.S. I'm sorry for the title. I can't not use puns in situations like this. If it makes you feel better, I'm half kidding. (But only half).