Remember how Martha Stewart was in jail? Martha was in REAL JAIL for FIVE MONTHS. Does that seem crazy to anybody else? That she was in jail and now she's out and it's like nothing happened, except that she's more popular and successful than ever? And she just does her show and talks to pretty good celebrities, and they make pumpkin foie gras?
But Martha--you were in jail. That must have been really scary! Don't you have any post-traumatic stress? Don't you want to talk about this?
I'm here for you.