Monday, May 21, 2007

I'll Give You a Secret (Open Letter)

Hey Secret,

I've got a good one for you. I shouldn't even be having to write this, I should be able to just focus hard enough on finding a way for your Secret to not be a total rip-off. Right?

If I'm correct in summarizing your thesis, which I believe to be "use mind control to get whatever you want," then I can't help but wonder...why is your product even for sale? Why is it available using worldly currency? Shouldn't I be able to just think hard enough and know The Secret instantaneously? Hm?

Okay, I know what you're going to say (because I'm using mind control right now): I don't know that's The Secret until I've already paid $30 for your shitty book/dvd (hypothetically). BUT: what if I wanted to buy one for a friend? After I already know the "Secret?" What do you say to that? Think about that one for a while. No, seriously - think about it hard and send me a satisfactory answer with your mind.


1 comment:

Kim said...

Jessie, I love you. I think all of my comments say that.