Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dinosaur Poop on Sale


I just found out that this 130 million-year-old dinosaur dung was sold for $960 at a Bonhams New York auction. First of all, I'm disappointed that none of my friends told. Not only am I deeply committed to paleontology, but I'm also a huge patron of DEALS! I love getting a deal. And this $960 of chump change sounds like an absolute steal.

Let's consider the facts. This fossilized poo is from the Jurassic Era - can we say vintage?? None of your friends own anything that old. The big turd looks like a colorful mineral, or geode on the inside. It's beautiful! And it's odorless, unlike your lunchtime floater. And it's a one-of-a-kind piece; no one else at the club will have one just like it. How could this not be more expensive?

Less than $1,000 for a 130 million-year-old relic; that's just a penny for every 1300 years! Seems like a small price to say for a thrilling, unique piece of our Earth's national history - a history that is soon sure to be cut short by global warming and/or nuclear winter. Don't you want to get your hands on one of these dino bran muffins before we all go extinct?

Especially when you consider that a statue of Suri Cruise's alleged dooky sold for $10,000 last year.


And it wasn't even a real BM!



6 comments:

GyngerBred Man said...
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GyngerBred Man said...

i have dinosaur poop that i would like to get rid of. i had it pried at 1500 but i will get rid of it for 1000. i live in az. email for more information. my email is mustangg582@gmail.com. i really am eager to get rid of this coprolite.

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

hello anyone interested in dino dung or misc. bones for cheap, can email me at jinny_pearce@yahoo.com please specify in your opening email ''for dinosaur dung'' thank you

Unknown said...

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