Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dinosaur Poop on Sale


I just found out that this 130 million-year-old dinosaur dung was sold for $960 at a Bonhams New York auction. First of all, I'm disappointed that none of my friends told. Not only am I deeply committed to paleontology, but I'm also a huge patron of DEALS! I love getting a deal. And this $960 of chump change sounds like an absolute steal.

Let's consider the facts. This fossilized poo is from the Jurassic Era - can we say vintage?? None of your friends own anything that old. The big turd looks like a colorful mineral, or geode on the inside. It's beautiful! And it's odorless, unlike your lunchtime floater. And it's a one-of-a-kind piece; no one else at the club will have one just like it. How could this not be more expensive?

Less than $1,000 for a 130 million-year-old relic; that's just a penny for every 1300 years! Seems like a small price to say for a thrilling, unique piece of our Earth's national history - a history that is soon sure to be cut short by global warming and/or nuclear winter. Don't you want to get your hands on one of these dino bran muffins before we all go extinct?

Especially when you consider that a statue of Suri Cruise's alleged dooky sold for $10,000 last year.


And it wasn't even a real BM!



6 comments:

GyngerBred Man said...
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GyngerBred Man said...

i have dinosaur poop that i would like to get rid of. i had it pried at 1500 but i will get rid of it for 1000. i live in az. email for more information. my email is mustangg582@gmail.com. i really am eager to get rid of this coprolite.

jinny pearce said...

hello anyone interested in dino dung or misc. bones for cheap, can email me at jinny_pearce@yahoo.com please specify in your opening email ''for dinosaur dung'' thank you

jinny pearce said...

hello anyone interested in dino dung or misc. bones for cheap, can email me at jinny_pearce@yahoo.com please specify in your opening email ''for dinosaur dung'' thank you

Shane Hicks said...

I have a big pice of dino dung for 700 email for pics shane.hicks80@gmail.com